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</h2><h2>20 Best Dad Jokes / Dad Puns:</h2><ol>
	
<li style="font-weight: 400;">What genre are national anthems? Country.</li>	
<li style="font-weight: 400;">How do you get a farm girl to marry you? First, a tractor.</li>	
<li style="font-weight: 400;">Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.</li>	
<li style="font-weight: 400;">If you’re up at night while the cows are asleep in the field that means it’s pasture bedtime.</li>	
<li style="font-weight: 400;">Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peak-a-boo accident? To the I-C-U.</li>	
<li style="font-weight: 400;">During quarantine no one got my humor. I guess it was all the inside jokes.</li>	
<li style="font-weight: 400;">As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said, “You know one would have been enough.”</li>	
<li style="font-weight: 400;">I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked, “Is it to scale?” I replied, “No… It’s to look at”</li>	
<li style="font-weight: 400;">There’s a disease that makes you uncontrollably tell airport jokes. No cure… it’s terminal.</li>	
<li style="font-weight: 400;">My dentist pulled out the wrong tooth. He said it was acci-dental.</li>	
<li style="font-weight: 400;">&nbsp;A Central European trampolining team has recently gone bankrupt. They were bouncing Czechs.</li>	
<li style="font-weight: 400;">Have you heard of the new sport called Quiet Tennis”? It’s like normal tennis but without the racket.</li>	
<li style="font-weight: 400;">My wife asked why I didn’t buy her flowers. To be fair, I didn’t know she sold flowers.</li>	
<li style="font-weight: 400;">I went to a really emotional wedding last week, even the cake was in tiers!</li>	
<li style="font-weight: 400;">Careful how many corny jokes you tell. Someone may just call the crops!</li>	
<li style="font-weight: 400;">I talked to a poet who only wrote about wells. His stuff was deep.</li>	
<li style="font-weight: 400;">Did you hear about the guy that evaporated? He'll be mist.</li>	
<li style="font-weight: 400;">My wife just completed a 40 week bodybuilding program this morning. It's a girl and weighs 7lbs 12 oz.</li>	
<li style="font-weight: 400;">My wife screamed "you haven't listened to a single word I've said, have you?!" What a weird way to start a conversation...</li>	
<li style="font-weight: 400;">What has five toes but isn't your foot? My foot.</li></ol>
	<img src="/product_images/uploaded_images/dad-joke-meme-1.jpeg" style="width: 100%; height: auto"><h2>Meat Dad Jokes / Meat Puns:</h2><ol>
	
<li style="font-weight: 400;">What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef Jerky.</li>	
<li style="font-weight: 400;">Did you hear about the truck transporting steaks that got into a wreck? Some car T-Boned it.</li>	
<li style="font-weight: 400;">What do astronauts eat for protein? Launch Meat.</li>	
<li style="font-weight: 400;">What did the pepperoni say walking out of the hospital? I’m cured!</li>	
<li style="font-weight: 400;">Which knight of the round table was the beefiest? Sir loin.</li>	
<li style="font-weight: 400;">What happened to the lost beef shipment? Nobody's herd.</li>	
<li style="font-weight: 400;">Held a poker night where the buy in was a prime ribeye. I invited my brother but he said the steaks were too high.</li>	
<li style="font-weight: 400;">One of my friends and I just get together to eat hot dogs and tell the honest truth. It’s a frank relationship.</li>	
<li style="font-weight: 400;">In the beef army there was a soldier who always snuck up on the enemy from the left or right. He was a flank steak.</li>	
<li style="font-weight: 400;">My sister-in-law is an archaeologist. Only person I’ve known that is excited to find a bone in her chicken.</li></ol>
	<img src="/product_images/uploaded_images/dad-joke-meme-2.jpeg" style="width: 100%; height: auto"><h2>Grilling Dad Jokes / Grilling Puns:</h2><ol>
	
<li style="font-weight: 400;">What do you call a line you wait in to buy a grill? A Barbe-Queue.</li>	
<li style="font-weight: 400;">What does a dad get in their stocking if they’ve been naughty? Char-coal.</li>	
<li style="font-weight: 400;">Accidentally burned dinner on the grill. Mis-steaks were made.</li>	
<li style="font-weight: 400;">Just finished cleaning my grill. It was grate.</li>	
<li style="font-weight: 400;">What did the exasperated man serve at his barbecue? Sheesh kabobs.</li>	
<li style="font-weight: 400;">Do you know the most important job of a grill master at a restaurant? To please their steak holders.</li>	
<li style="font-weight: 400;">What do you put on a lonely grilled cheese sandwich? Provolone, but only if you have it’s parmesan.</li>	
<li style="font-weight: 400;">My neighbor got sued for a fire his grill started. He filed for an appeal when he lost and it ended up in a pellet court.</li>	
<li style="font-weight: 400;">I told my dad he had to quit smoking. When it came to his health we just couldn’t brisket.</li>	
<li style="font-weight: 400;">What’s the difference between a dad and a grill? A grill runs out out of gas.</li></ol>
	<img src="/product_images/uploaded_images/dad-joke-meme-3-copy.jpg" style="width: 100%; height: auto" <="" p="">Food Dad Jokes / Food Puns:<ol>
	
<li style="font-weight: 400;">How fast is milk? It’s pasteurized before you know it.</li>	
<li style="font-weight: 400;">What did the pecan say to the walnut it was chasing? I’ll cashew eventually!</li>	
<li style="font-weight: 400;">Why are butter jokes so hard to make? Because there is no margarine for error.</li>	
<li style="font-weight: 400;">What happens when you pinch a grape? It lets out a little whine.</li>	
<li style="font-weight: 400;">Did you hear about the cantaloupe that went to a therapist? I guess it was feeling Meloncholy.</li>	
<li style="font-weight: 400;">Yogurt is the most high class dairy product to buy. It’s so cultured.</li>	
<li style="font-weight: 400;">What happened to the dating slices of bread that disappeared overnight? Turns out they e-loafed! I hope they grow mold together.</li>	
<li style="font-weight: 400;">Which friends do you always bring to dinner? Your taste buds.</li>	
<li style="font-weight: 400;">I catered a movie night where they watched titanic. Safe to say the iceberg lettuce wraps didn’t go over well.</li>	
<li style="font-weight: 400;">Just burned 2,000 calories. That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.</li></ol><h2>We Don't Just Have Great Puns - We Sell Great Meat</h2>
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20 Best Dad Jokes / Dad Puns:
	
What genre are national anthems? Country.	
How do you get a farm girl to marry you? First, a tractor.	
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.	
If you’re up at night while the cows are asleep in the field that [...]

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The Super Bowl is upon us, which means we need to once again break out the best dips to watch the big game. To help out, we compiled a list of some top-contenders. Enjoy our super list of seven super dips to share or serve at your super, Super Bowl party. All the recipes will [...]

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<img src="https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/gFBLaUcYkry9gTeIdCbIP5Q7D_b073DKwIqzFln8e_xSJaX_RDdIqH9oZOLCTDAJ7LgxwANB_dE61g6HlRLbrWfraqkiDM1tI4LvJCpb7sabQaCsBpUEDBjnVESupJ2rqtWJS8xF" width="624" height="383" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; color: rgb(52, 49, 63);">It’s never too late to find the perfect gift for your Valentine! Unless you drive home on valentines day and do not remember it’s valentines until you walk in the door and are greeted by romantic candles that soon turn to flames engulfing your house as your valentine realizes you forgot. To save you and your house, we have compiled the top 7 gifts to get that special someone this year. Check out our Rancher Recommendations below!1. The Cow Leash<img src="https://store-e10kokolz.mybigcommerce.com/product_images/uploaded_images/screen-shot-2022-01-28-at-12.15.49-pm.png" style="width: 528px;">Img &amp; product found <a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/867418142/cow-design-leadleash?gpla=1&amp;gao=1&amp;&amp;utm_source=google&amp;utm_medium=cpc&amp;utm_campaign=shopping_us_d-pet_supplies-pet_collars_and_leashes-other&amp;utm_custom1=_k_Cj0KCQiAosmPBhCPARIsAHOen-OKEdh3RihaOr5CcWpiD9mfbdqCBSzqCPp-yZocLT5PvLtZxxuzuhoaAkVpEALw_wcB_k_&amp;utm_content=go_12560179883_119103296843_506995551044_aud-360480980339:pla-352348002147_c__867418142_12768591&amp;utm_custom2=12560179883&amp;gclid=Cj0KCQiAosmPBhCPARIsAHOen-OKEdh3RihaOr5CcWpiD9mfbdqCBSzqCPp-yZocLT5PvLtZxxuzuhoaAkVpEALw_wcB">here</a>This is the perfect item for a dog owner who is a secret cow admirer. With this leash, they can feel like they’re walking a beautiful and powerful ruminant instead of their dog. I mean, a cow can produce food, eats for cheap, and helps you get tax credits. Might beat out the chihuahuas if you ask us. With the cow leash, anyone can get the best of both worlds; A cute puppy mixed with the cattle of their dreams is one leash away.2. A Good Ranchers Box<img src="https://store-e10kokolz.mybigcommerce.com/product_images/uploaded_images/lyvisuals-dsc09519-copy.jpg" style="width: 495px;"><a href="http://www.goodranchers.com/shop">Shop Here</a>We had to do it. Not just for the ad, but because it’s true. Bring the steakhouse home for Valentines with any one of our boxes! Snag some of our Prime Steak and Premium Seafood for a truly memorable surf &amp; turf meal. Okay, ad is over now. On to the rest of the gifts… can you spot the theme?3. Moo-Chas Grass-ias Shirt<img src="https://store-e10kokolz.mybigcommerce.com/product_images/uploaded_images/screen-shot-2022-01-28-at-11.56.15-am.png" style="width: 384px;">Img &amp; product found <a href="https://www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/Moo-chas-Grass-ias-Muchas-Gracias-by-coolfuntees/22841303.NL9AC">here</a>Simply put, this is a shirt that will have your Valentine saying, “Thank you very much!”4. Black &amp; White Cow Stool<img src="/product_images/uploaded_images/screen-shot-2022-01-28-at-11.57.26-am.png" style="width: 272px;"> Img &amp; product found&nbsp;<a href="https://www.theinteriorgallery.com/pd-cow-stool-rainforest-bar-stool-black-and-white.cfm?gclid=Cj0KCQiAosmPBhCPARIsAHOen-MM41yP15Lzh9e7qAXItryKc15Xun4KAL9ItRIXEDGDZ1hStJmOmEcaAhZKEALw_wcB">here</a>Interior design is always on the MOO-ve. It’s like a target that keeps shifting with each new season and color palette posted on Pinterest. Fortunately for all of us, there is one constant through it all: this timeless stool. The cow stool has been seen and documented from the times of Alexander the Great, to the founding fathers, to even our present day. What can be said about it? Not much. True art begs us not to speak, but to listen… and pay $399.5. Cow Yoga Calendar<img src="/product_images/uploaded_images/screen-shot-2022-01-28-at-11.56.47-am.png" style="width: 335px;"> Img &amp; product found <a href="https://www.bedbathandbeyond.com/store/product/willow-creek-press-cow-yoga-2022-wall-calendar/5623354?keyword=cow-gifts">here</a>Most calendars are so bland and really don’t inspire. This is not that calendar. Cow Yoga challenges each of us to be more flexible and milk life for all it’s worth. Yes, each day we have to handle ever-increasing steaks in life, and it may feel like it’s too much to stomach, but with each turn of the calendar page we are reminded - life may be hard, but not as hard as a cow trying to do the Cat part of the Cat/Cow pose.6. The Cow Blanket<img src="/product_images/uploaded_images/screen-shot-2022-01-28-at-11.57.51-am.png" style="width: 233px;">Img &amp; product found <a href="https://www.bellelily.com/Cow-Faux-Fur-Soft-Warm-Plush-Blanket-g-69350-238489?currency=USD&amp;vsid=33873&amp;gclid=Cj0KCQiAxc6PBhCEARIsAH8Hff0_SQH5cpJbtIvw-yiiYJbnWEI8jJxzCuUr4uU20xWZGhdGMtV_EisaAp3qEALw_wcB">here</a>Now, this might sound like a blanket statement… but I think this product is better than the rest.7. UFO Cow Abduction<img src="/product_images/uploaded_images/screen-shot-2022-01-28-at-11.57.12-am.png" style="width: 336px;"> Img &amp; product found <a href="https://www.bellelily.com/Cow-Faux-Fur-Soft-Warm-Plush-Blanket-g-69350-238489?currency=USD&amp;vsid=33873&amp;gclid=Cj0KCQiAxc6PBhCEARIsAH8Hff0_SQH5cpJbtIvw-yiiYJbnWEI8jJxzCuUr4uU20xWZGhdGMtV_EisaAp3qEALw_wcBhttps://www.perpetualkid.com/products/ufo-cow-abduction?variant=39896426676414&amp;currency=USD&amp;utm_medium=product_sync&amp;utm_source=google&amp;utm_content=sag_organic&amp;utm_campaign=sag_organic">here</a>Who says the kids shouldn’t get something on Valentines? This great toy that educates on the physics of a cow floating, extraterrestrial aerospace design, and how to interact with foreign green beings is worth its weight in nickels. Plus, while the kids are playing and learning, you and your Valentine will have more than enough time to cook up your box of Good Ranchers and enjoy a steakhouse quality meal that’s 100% American. Everyone gets a UFO - An Undeniably Flavorful Object.Disclaimer: We have not bought any of these products, nor do we genuinely recommend you purchase them. We rather suggest you enjoy our descriptions, puns, and delicious American Meat instead. Happy Valentines!

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<img src="https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/liamxJpukIkcEQPQ1wAJXFJqai6eckqOaAwGqQA8fSNQdMjCsCR6WTi1RLLCKE1qreyIjX_zducjYoU3Dtygmaqvu9U2d1nSsOVnZ3VHX1Z3vIBldNcpe0j_qbTaXS6WP4sxu1Wx" width="624" height="492" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; color: rgb(52, 49, 63); width: 633px;">The Perfect Corporate or Individual Gift!Christmas time is here! Break out the lights, wreaths, and savings account. It’s the time of year where giving is at the forefront of everyone’s mind. In fact, you’re probably looking for the perfect gifts right now! Don’t give another “new and amazing” gadget that ends up breaking before most New Year’s Resolutions. Give them Good Ranchers - a box of 100% American Meat that’s steakhouse quality. From your parents to siblings, friends to coworkers, and everyone in between - they’ll all love the delicious cuts we deliver straight to their door. I mean, who doesn’t love a steak?<img src="https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/ubRJEh3qvJu6B-w8tcl2LmK4AiWcbj5HyJAYOcolXO8-kysmC3DKqk2TSybs8CChFftsbd1Hikr3AyRDVmTcRHyTi73kYYmw_fgI_01DMvZ1vhkuJgn3dWUyhAiacfMtO1GtAaMY" width="480" height="270">Exactly, nobody! We’ve never seen someone eat a steak and not be happy, so giving a box or Gift Card to Good Ranchers is a safer bet than betting&nbsp;Kevin McCallister&nbsp;will be left home alone yet again this year.<img src="/product_images/uploaded_images/home-alone-gif-1.gif"> Corporate, Individual, and Gift Cards!Yes, you can give Good Ranchers for any occasion. Get a box delivered to a client’s doorstep to deliver a product that exemplifies the excellence of your business! Give a box to your parents, siblings, or kids to put a smile on their face and stomach. Not sure which box to get? Then try one of our Gift Cards! The recipient gets to choose what is best for them, AND get a $25 Gift Card for every $100 of Gift Cards you buy. <img src="https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/OPpOseh8qBVoxc4tS6qyJh3z6M9x39X1ZAQCRWsIz04wTHtRnV5oNTB0DLCMqyKhV8t0iDz_vEJJqL6okEyuvAkoOuvpBdBB8idrdMgSIgV4QbmgM3Osz3v7UsoQ1HASZ82uGfhj" width="500" height="350">It’s raining money! So get your gift cards today while our special offer lasts! Head to our <a href="http://www.goodranchers.com/gifting">Gifting Tab</a> to see your options and buy today. Not only can you get big savings on Gift Cards, but we have quantity discounts for any boxes you want to send. You can get up to 15% Off every box you give with our gifting discounts. Check them out at the gifting tab we linked above! The Gift That Keeps GivingYou should know that your purchase of Good Ranchers keeps local, American Farms & Ranches open. Plus, it donates 10 Meals to people who are in need to keep them from going hungry. We like to say that every box feeds your family and another. Your order matters. We want to help you give the perfect gift, but also be the gift to someone else! Find your box at our <a href="http://www.goodranchers.com/shop">SHOP</a> or find all our gifting options at our <a href="http://www.goodranchers.com/gifting">Gifting Tab</a>.&nbsp; Here's to everyone having a very, Merry Christmas! Follow us on Social&nbsp;<a href="http://www.goodranchers.com/gifting"></a><a href="http://www.lintr.ee/gr_social">@GoodRanchers</a> to see all our end of year deals!&nbsp;

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The Perfect Corporate or Individual Gift!Christmas time is here! Break out the lights, wreaths, and savings account. It’s the time of year where giving is at the forefront of everyone’s mind. In fact, you’re probably looking for the perfect gifts right now! Don’t give another “new and amazing” gadget that ends up breaking before most [...]

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I Don't Remember Signing Up For This Yoga Class…This year has definitely been one of stretching. We all felt it in one way or another. In family, finances, work, or health, we've all been stretched and tested in new ways. Unfortunately this unforeseen yoga class is not over.&nbsp;<img src="https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/mFFouHAsI7F9vCh1oA5PW7w2i1ztObgPD1qWAZdxI3LsInJ5pLwklW4-0uRZXg0-bt3y4EyxKmMSiJZXa5AyCTA8aRaxmBIBDJB_xNG6fMj5yPgr89p23HVQOlKjjYhbgDXOMFnW" width="400" height="266">With the struggling supply chain through all industries, we are seeing an increase in price and shipping times with a decrease in production and availability. How can we all navigate this and still have everything we need to keep traditions alive this holiday season? We would like to share one tip to help get you through it.Can’t I Do What I’ve Always Done?You may be tempted to think that you’ll be able to do what you’ve always done, but the facts say otherwise. Last minute shopping and last minute details for the holidays won’t be as feasible this year. Polls show most people have already started their holiday shopping - and it’s before Halloween! This is due to the fact that markets are struggling to keep up with demand right now, but imagine how far behind they will be when the Christmas rush hits?All of that to say, start planning your shopping now. Get the “must-have” items sooner than later. Even if the brand you love will have enough stock to get through the holidays, shipping is no fun right now and the delays will most definitely get worse the closer we get to Christmas. No one want to be left putting a picture of the gift in the box because the item hasn't arrived yet, so buy now before you’re left looking like John Travolta next to empty shelves.. <img src="https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/KhXjhIdXYsE-FCk6cgSi9BExoz-R9NNQNGRvAh_XS0W2ckGZkpeJhkG_wmDivMu6anwry9epZBuSr82Z9kx_Mx90Gc4jVGAc4wcCgZz-WD5fvzqXo2V54MIItvbc1v0vust_VIT4" width="624" height="468" style="width: 512px;">The Holiday HungerNothing makes the holidays the holidays quite like the food you enjoy and the scents that fill the house. To keep those scents and dishes at the heart of your celebration, buy the food items you need earlier than you would as well. A lot of us host or have people over this season, so stock up on the key ingredients you need to make those gatherings memorable. That would include Good Ranchers!Yes, we will experience the same strains and longer delivery times as every other company, but we still want to be a part of your holiday! So please, order now so that we can get you the 100% American, steakhouse quality meats you need for the holidays. Not only for your own meals, but be thinking about giving the gift of Good Ranchers this year to someone else! If you want a gift they’ll remember, give them Good Ranchers!Getting The Holiday Deals TodayObviously a big concern for people is that if they buy now, they will miss out on the deals that come with the holiday season. Our tip is to bookmark your items and check in often. We are going to run promotions earlier and longer than past years to make sure you can get the product you want at a great price in time to wrap it and gift it.So what are your next steps? First: make your list early - and check it twice! Second: bookmark those items you are interested in to keep a watchful eye on them like toddlers playing next to grandma's fragile China. Third: fill out our gifting form to get special gifting deals! Click&nbsp;<a href="https://goodranchers.typeform.com/GiftingForm">HERE</a> to fill it out now. Lastly: buy it sooner and not later! Do these simple things and while others are stressing this holiday, you’ll be cool as a cucumber.<img src="https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/oLzHbwN2oA27Xm0qjk4ryK1zVuVNAl0f6G0eMSuZua65uN-YdlcJb4rWFsN4pDjkeIItVvhd7fpGNzmNby1mH29JDJJBjVltjs5n06nrl8Qwm1nQ5_xh16IUUaZFudYnsuUaqFWT" width="480" height="270">You can always visit our shop to find the perfect box for yourself, your family, or that special someone who needs some delicious, 100% American, steakhouse quality meat in their life. Click the button below to find yours today!<a href="www.goodranchers.com/shop"><img src="https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/m0tWGfVnBXqn1oKeKmymoeQ6Ldxo4Jp5VaSZY0sNWP5LP7NcUaNTMflYTiXqVZo82BhRYSLVZ5V9l8u6wfcEhtq46kMa2dBcV1q1Ivi_hZBnRgNnlX0pfuRppMR5FtF1QW_eNw0a" width="377" height="135" style="width: 280px;" alt="" title=""></a>Follow us on social <a href="http://www.linktr.ee/GR_social">@GoodRanchers</a> to stay up to date with all things meat and to secure special deals we post about!&nbsp;

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I Don't Remember Signing Up For This Yoga Class…This year has definitely been one of stretching. We all felt it in one way or another. In family, finances, work, or health, we've all been stretched and tested in new ways. Unfortunately this unforeseen yoga class is not over.&nbsp;With the struggling supply chain through all industries, [...]

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<img class="img-fluid" src="https://cdn11.bigcommerce.com/s-e10kokolz/product_images/uploaded_images/MeatDelivery-2-scaled.jpg">It’s never easy finding the perfect gift for the woman who is already the perfect gift giver. Maybe she already has everything she needs or constantly says she doesn’t need anything for Mother’s Day. But we think that makes it even more important to find the perfect gift for Mom this Mother’s Day.

Moms really love gifts that have a special meaning or help them in their everyday lives. Sure, flowers and candy are beautiful and delicious, but we have something better in mind this Mother's Day: how about a <a href="https://www.goodranchers.com/">meat delivery</a> for a Mother’s Day gift idea?

If you want to save her time this Mother’s Day, having a box of quality and delicious meat shipped right to her door will certainly make life easier, plus save time and money.

But here’s where you can REALLY win with your Mother’s Day gift – order her a <a href="https://www.goodranchers.com/shop/">meat delivery box</a>, then cook her a fancy at-home steak dinner. And do all the usual things, like make all the food, and clean up afterwards. Make the day all about her, and make it a meal to remember.
<h5><a href="https://www.goodranchers.com/how-to-have-the-perfect-mothers-day-meal-at-home/">Don’t miss these tips on how to have the perfect Mother’s Day at home with our meat delivery box.</a></h5>
<h4>The Perfect Mother’s Day Gift Checklist:</h4>
- Will it save her time?

- Will it save her money?

- Did you get a great deal on it?

You know how much moms love a great deal right?

- Was it thoughtful?

Let’s be honest, most mom’s would still probably love a handwritten card at the end of the day, and that’s not much different than when you were in elementary school.

- Will she get more than one use out of it?

These meat delivery boxes are packed with delicious meat, so you and the whole family can enjoy delicious steak and chicken for a ton of family dinners that extend far beyond Mother's Day.

A meat delivery box from Good Ranchers checks all of those boxes saving time and money and definitely makes one of the most thoughtful gifts, especially if you cook it for her and eat dinner with her. What’s more thoughtful than that?

Ready to order your <a href="https://www.goodranchers.com/shop/">meat delivery box</a> for Mother’s Day? If you’re looking for a promo code for Good Ranchers, use code MOM25 for $25 off your Mother’s Day meat delivery box, plus get free shipping.

Need a last minute Mother’s Day gift? Head to our <a href="https://www.goodranchers.com/locations/">Good Ranchers pop-up locations</a> and grab a box today if we're in a city near you.

Be sure to tag us on social media in your unboxing videos and any fun Mother’s Day plans and meals. We love seeing all your family time and grilling creations, so don’t forget to tag us.

Please note: Good Ranchers prices, packages, availability and locations may change.

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It’s never easy finding the perfect gift for the woman who is already the perfect gift giver. Maybe she already has everything she needs or constantly says she doesn’t need anything for Mother’s Day. But we think that makes it even more important to find the perfect gift for Mom this Mother’s Day.

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Mother’s Day Gift Idea: Meat Delivery Box

<img class="img-fluid" src="https://cdn11.bigcommerce.com/s-e10kokolz/product_images/uploaded_images/Online_Meat_Delivery-scaled.jpg">Easter Sunday is almost here (April 4th), and there’s no time like the present to start prepping your holiday menu for friends and family.

Our team at Good Ranchers is offering a free Easter ham with each of our <a href="https://www.goodranchers.com/shop/">meat subscription boxes</a>, no code needed, and each box is delivered straight to your doorstep with complimentary shipping via FedEx.

For each meat subscription box you order online, you’ll receive a free Berkshire Honey Boneless Ham, perfect to serve for a traditional and delicious Easter dinner. Just <a href="https://www.goodranchers.com/shop/">order meat online</a> and you’ll receive a free Easter ham with your order, while supplies last.
<h5>FREE BERKSHIRE HONEY BONELESS HAM WITH ALL MEAT SUBSCRIPTION BOX ORDERS:</h5>
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 	<li>Always vegetarian fed</li>
 	<li>Born and raised in the U.S.A.</li>
 	<li>Certified Heritage Breed</li>
 	<li>Pork raised without antibiotics, growth promotants, hormones, or animal by-products</li>
 	<li>Approximately 5lbs</li>
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Enjoy a traditional Easter dinner with this free ham, and don’t forget the sides and spend some time brushing up on a few <a href="https://www.goodranchers.com/11-tips-for-hosting-the-ultimate-friendsgiving/">hosting tips</a> in time for Easter Sunday. And if you’re not hosting Easter dinner, it’s good etiquette to ask if you can bring something or to bring a dessert or bottle of wine. The host/hostess will always enjoy a thoughtful gift.

Why Do Most People Eat Ham For Easter?

<img class="img-fluid alignnone wp-image-16413 size-large" src="https://cdn11.bigcommerce.com/s-e10kokolz/product_images/uploaded_images/Order_Meat_Online-1024x683.jpg" alt="Beautiful Easter Ham Table Setup" width="1024" height="683" />

“There's a reason you probably eat ham for Easter dinner.

Historically, most early Easter celebrants would have eaten <a href="https://www.goodhousekeeping.com/food-recipes/easy/g32188680/ground-lamb-recipes/">lamb</a> for this special occasion as the holiday has its roots in Jewish Passover. Most American Easter dinners now feature <a href="https://www.goodhousekeeping.com/holidays/easter-ideas/g881/ham-recipes/">ham</a>, however, because of the timing of the holiday. <a href="https://www.eatthis.com/easter-ham-origin/">Years ago</a>, hams cured over the winter months would have been ready to serve in the early spring.” – via <a href="https://www.goodhousekeeping.com/holidays/easter-ideas/g5064/easter-facts/">Good Housekeeping</a>. Click the link to learn 20 other fun facts about the Easter holiday and symbolism like how Easter clothes used to be considered good luck.

Fun Easter Stats and Facts 

- 66% of parents will make Easter baskets for their kids

- 92% of Easter baskets will include chocolate or candy

- $2.5B will be spent on candy

- $5.7B will be spent on food (that’s why our free Easter ham promotion is such a great deal)

- $3.3B will be spent on Easter clothes

- 91M chocolate bunnies are sold in the U.S. each year for Easter

- 16B jellybeans will be consumed for Easter (that’s enough to circle the globe 3 times)

- 81% of parents steal candy from their kids’ stash

- 4% of Americans eat the chocolate bunnies feet first, as opposed to 59% who eat the ears first

- $49,000 is the price of the world’s most expensive chocolate Easter bunny (548,000 calories!)

- 24 flavors of Marshmallow Peeps are available for Easter

- 1.5B+ Marshmallow Peeps are consumed each Easter

- 54% of people plan to cook an Easter meal

- 32% of parents plan an Easter egg hunt for their kids

- 537 Easter Hallmark Cards are available

- 501,000 eggs were hidden in the world’s largest Easter egg hunt (Winter Haven, FL 2007)

- Easter is the most popular church day, followed by Christmas Eve

Stats courtesy of <a href="https://wallethub.com/blog/easter-facts/19776">2019 Wallet Hub</a>.

<img class="img-fluid alignnone wp-image-16414 size-large" src="https://cdn11.bigcommerce.com/s-e10kokolz/product_images/uploaded_images/Easter_Stats-1024x683.jpg" alt="Little Girl Eating Easter Candy" width="1024" height="683" />

Easter Dinner Side Dish Recipe Ideas And Resources

<a href="https://www.southernliving.com/food/holidays-occasions/easter-side-dish-recipes?slide=e057b230-e8ee-4f0a-9c73-4f650e9e14ab#e057b230-e8ee-4f0a-9c73-4f650e9e14ab">Southern Living’s Easter Side Dishes</a>

<a href="https://www.delish.com/holiday-recipes/easter/g1407/easter-side-dishes/">Delish’s 64 Easter Side Dish Recipes</a>

<a href="https://www.goodranchers.com/best-side-dish-recipes-for-steak-night/">Good Ranchers Favorite Side Dishes</a>

<a href="https://www.foodnetwork.com/holidays-and-parties/menus/best-ever-easter-dinner/best-ever-easter-dinner">Food Network’s 30 Most Popular Easter Side Dishes</a>

Follow us on <a href="https://www.pinterest.com/goodranchers/_created/">Pinterest for other amazing Easter recipes</a>, side dishes, and more.

More About Our Meat Subscription Boxes

Our meat subscription boxes are packed with locally sourced, quality meat from farms and ranches throughout the heartland of America. Our meat subscription boxes come with individually packaged meat, making it easy to store in the freezer without any mess or hassle.

Don’t miss out on our free holiday ham, for a limited time. We are also offering free holiday hams at our <a href="https://www.goodranchers.com/locations/">pop-up locations</a>, while supplies last.

Check out a few of our <a href="https://www.goodranchers.com/good-ranchers-customer-testimonials/">Good Ranchers reviews</a> and read up on our <a href="https://www.goodranchers.com/blog/">grilling blog</a> to get other dinner and holiday recipes, ideas and other tips.

Please note: Good Ranchers prices, packages, availability and locations may change. Free ham promotion cannot be used with any other promotion, and some exclusions apply. Free Easter ham is available for online meat orders and at our pop-up locations while supplies last. Meat delivery is not guaranteed in time for the Easter holiday, but suggested to order before Saturday, March 27th.

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Easter Sunday is almost here (April 4th), and there’s no time like the present to start prepping your holiday menu for friends and family.

Our team at Good Ranchers is offering a free Easter ham with each of our meat subscription boxes, no code needed, and each box is delivered straight to your doorstep with complimentary [...]

Free Easter Ham With All Meat Subscription Box Orders

<img class="img-fluid" src="https://cdn11.bigcommerce.com/s-e10kokolz/product_images/uploaded_images/Steak_Delivery-scaled.jpg">Cooking at home is becoming more and more common. Notice how we didn’t say boring? That’s because we know how to spice up dinner at home, especially when you order <a href="https://www.goodranchers.com/">Good Ranchers steak delivery</a> and have it shipped directly to your door with free shipping.

Now that you’ve got your steaks delivered, it’s time to level up your cooking game at home. Whether you’re just cooking for yourself while binge watching Netflix or you’re hosting the neighbors over, we promise making steak dinners at home can be even more fun than going out.
<h5>Steak Delivery Makes Dinner At Home Feel Luxurious</h5>
For starters, let's make a point to use the good dishes. We get it – that means you’ll have to clean the good dishes, but set out a full place setting, even if it’s just you. Use real napkins, pull that fancy tablecloth out of the closet, fill up your water glass and while you're at it, add some lemon.

<img class="img-fluid alignnone wp-image-15081 size-large" src="https://cdn11.bigcommerce.com/s-e10kokolz/product_images/uploaded_images/Steaks_Delivered-1024x878.jpg" alt="fancy dinner table setting" width="1024" height="878" />

If you're drinking wine, go through a full wine tasting for your first sip. Maybe you can even set the table with fresh flowers from your local store or flower deliver company, or light a candle. These are all little things you can do to make dinner at home feel a bit more fancy, especially when you’re eating quality <a href="https://www.goodranchers.com/our-process/">100% American beef Good Ranchers steaks</a>.

Make something you don’t make often. We highly recommend cooking a delicious steak from Good Ranchers for obvious reasons, but maybe you can try a unique <a href="https://www.goodranchers.com/4-easy-steak-marinade-recipes/">steak marinade recipe</a> or try to incorporate an ingredient you’ve never cooked with before.

The best part about using our meat delivery service is that you can focus on the other elements of making your dinner feel fun and fancy. Since you don’t have to go to the butcher and you’re ordering steak online, spend that extra time perfecting a side dish recipe, or creating a playlist to set the mood. Have a friend or family member who lives far away? Consider a FaceTime call with them over dinner. It may not be top etiquette to be on the phone while you eat, but we live in a different time now, so we say dial that number!
<h4>Place your <a href="https://www.goodranchers.com/shop/">meat online order</a> now. </h4>
Prepare your dish as if you’re a food blogger or food photographer and want to capture the final product. That means making sure you use good plates, plate the food like they would at a restaurant (don’t forget the <a href="https://www.goodranchers.com/4-easy-side-dishes-for-chicken/">easy and delicious sides</a>!), and clean off the edges if any sauce or juice dripped. Go the extra mile and take that picture. Film a video for your social media followers.

<img class="img-fluid alignnone wp-image-15083 size-large" src="https://cdn11.bigcommerce.com/s-e10kokolz/product_images/uploaded_images/Order_Meat_Online-1-1024x683.jpg" alt="woman taking picture of her food with her phone" width="1024" height="683" />

Try to slow down while eating your delicious steak dinner. You wouldn’t pay a ton of money to rush through a fancy dinner, so don’t rush through your dinner at your home. We want you to enjoy your dinner. Change up the scenery if you can. If you usually eat on the couch or a TV tray table, use the dinner table. If you live in an apartment with an outdoor seating area, take your meal down there, or out in the backyard if the weather is nice.

Be prepared, which always means having dessert! Nothing caps off a wonderful dinner at home like a delicious dessert, dessert wine, or cappuccino. And we’re not talking ice cream out of the carton, unless that’s your favorite, but at least put it in a bowl and don’t eat directly out of the carton.

Related: Learn more about our <a href="https://www.goodranchers.com/what-is-a-home-meat-delivery-service/">home meat delivery service</a>.
<h5>Looking for steaks on sale? Use promo code RANCHERS25 for $25 off your first meat subscription box. </h5>
Be sure to follow us on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/goodranchers/">Instagram</a>, <a href="https://www.facebook.com/goodranchers">Facebook</a>, or <a href="https://www.pinterest.com/goodranchers">Pinterest</a>. Read our blog for the <a href="https://www.goodranchers.com/category/recipes/">best grilling recipes</a>, <a href="https://www.goodranchers.com/best-side-dish-recipes-for-steak-night/">side dishes for steak night</a>, tips for cooking, and more. Don’t forget to tag us on social media and share your grilling creations and unboxing videos. Happy grilling!

Please note: Good Ranchers prices, packages, availability and locations may change.

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Cooking at home is becoming more and more common. Notice how we didn’t say boring? That’s because we know how to spice up dinner at home, especially when you order Good Ranchers steak delivery and have it shipped directly to your door with free shipping.

Now that you’ve got your steaks delivered, it’s time to level [...]

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<img class="img-fluid" src="https://cdn11.bigcommerce.com/s-e10kokolz/product_images/uploaded_images/Ordering_Meat_Online-scaled.jpg">If you're looking for the perfect gift for Valentine's Day, we have a suggestion that is not only practical, it's tasty, plus you both get the benefits of it.

Consider a <a href="https://www.goodranchers.com">Meat Delivery</a> from Good Ranchers for your significant other this Valentine's Day.

If your significant other is all about saving money, then he or she will love the prices of our meat delivery boxes. Good Ranchers is about 40% cheaper than any of the other meat subscription boxes out there (like Butchers Box or Omaha Steaks), and we still offer the best, top quality meat in every order. Plus, even if you order one steak delivery versus a subscription, it will still last a while. Having a freezer full of quality meat is the gift that keeps on giving.
<h5>Want to get steaks on sale? Easy enough - use code RANCHERS25 for $25 off your first meat delivery box. Not only that, but you'll also get free shipping.</h5>
Please note, our meat packages ship in branded boxes via FedEx, so it's not easy to surprise him or her if you get the boxes shipped to your home.

<img class="img-fluid alignnone wp-image-14594 size-large" src="https://cdn11.bigcommerce.com/s-e10kokolz/product_images/uploaded_images/Meat_Delivery-1-1024x641.jpg" alt="Couple with red wine cheers over dinner" width="1024" height="641" />
<h5>Put Your Valentine's Gift To Good Use</h5>
You'll win double by ordering steaks online with us, because not only is it a great gift all by itself, you can take it a step further and cook a fancy Valentine's Dinner at home cooking up your delivered meat. Once you get your steaks delivered to your front door, which is the easiest and safest way to order meat online, you can get ready to cook up a delicious Valentine's Day Dinner. Trust us when we say a romantic, home-cooked meal is at the top of everyone's wish list.
<h5>How To Make Valentine's Dinner At Home Special</h5>
Here are a few tips to ensure your Valentine's Day dinner at home is extra special. These tips are applicable to whether you are a man or woman hosting the dinner, of course.

Set the mood. Whether that's putting cell phone away, bringing out the "good dishes," turning on her favorite Pandora playlist or something else, set the mood.

Think outside of dinner itself. Of course cooking up a delicious Good Ranchers steak will be the highlight of the evening, but make sure you have her favorite bottle of wine, or maybe it's a bottle you have been saving since your wedding. If you don't drink, you can make a fun <a href="https://www.townandcountrymag.com/leisure/drinks/how-to/g785/best-mocktail-recipes/">mocktail recipe</a>, or just get fancy with sparkling water.

As for the meal itself, make sure you have everything you need for a delicious dinner at home thanks to your brand-new meat delivery.

Make sure you set the steaks out to thaw, you have all the ingredients for sides or <a href="https://www.goodranchers.com/4-easy-steak-marinade-recipes/">steak marinades</a> you plan to use, and don't forget about dessert. If you're looking for some delicious dessert inspo, check out our <a href="https://www.pinterest.com/goodranchers/grilled-desserts-and-recipes/">Pinterest board dedicated solely to the best desserts</a>.

If you are making the evening special for her, make sure you plan to do the dishes and clean up, but that doesn't need to be done right away.

<img class="img-fluid alignnone wp-image-14595 size-large" src="https://cdn11.bigcommerce.com/s-e10kokolz/product_images/uploaded_images/Meat_Delivery_Service-1024x1024.jpg" alt="couple sitting close and eating dinner at table" width="1024" height="1024" />
<h5>Other Ways To Make Valentine's Day Memorable </h5>
Now that you've got the meat delivery gift picked out, you've made a delicious dinner, and set the mood with music and dessert, there are still a few things you can do to spice it up.

You don't have to spend money on a card, consider making her a cute Valentine's Day card. There are tons of free online services (like <a href="https://www.canva.com">Canva</a>) to make customized Valentine's Day cards and they are pretty user friendly. You can hand draw something too, write a funny poem, or just do something you don't normally do.

Play a game together, or make a special cheers to celebrate another year together. There are so many ways to make Valentine's Day special, but the key is making sure you put your significant other first. So maybe you love a certain kind of music or dessert but he or she has opposite taste, be sure to cater to your S.O. on this special day.

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If you're looking for the perfect gift for Valentine's Day, we have a suggestion that is not only practical, it's tasty, plus you both get the benefits of it.

Consider a Meat Delivery from Good Ranchers for your significant other this Valentine's Day.

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Meat Delivery Box: A Practical Valentine&#039;s Gift

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The box that started it all! The Ranchers Classic is our best seller for a reason. See what set us apart from the start with this delicious box of 100% American beef &amp; chicken.
Includes:
- 2 (17oz) Bone in Steaks (T-Bones or NY Strips)
- 5 (5oz) Flat Iron Steaks
- 6 (5.33oz) Signature Steak Burgers
- 16 (5oz) Preseasoned, Pre-Trimmed Chicken Breasts or Plain, Pre-Trimmed Chicken Breasts&nbsp;
- 10 Meals Donated to Local Food Banks
- Support For American Farms &amp; Ranches
*Specific cuts may vary by availability

Get all the grass-fed grain-finished beef and free-range chicken your stomach desires! Order this curated premium meat box and we’ll deliver it to your doorstep!

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Ranchers Classic

Get premium grass-fed grain-finished beef delivered to your doorstep!
Includes:
- 2 (17oz) T-Bones or Bone in NY Strips
- 5 (5oz) Flat Iron Steak
- 6 (5.33oz) Signature Steak Burgers
- 5 (6oz) Top Sirloin Steaks
- 3 (10oz) NY Strips
- 10 Meals Donated To Local Food Banks
- Support for American Farms &amp; Ranches
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<li>Our Beef is 100% American, Sourced Locally</li>
<li>Our Beef is Pasture-Raised with No Added Hormones or Antibiotics</li>
<li>Our Beef is USDA Graded Prime &amp; Upper Choice</li>
</ul>
*Specific cuts may vary by availability

Got Beef? Get all the best cuts of premium grass-fed grain-finished beef with this curated meat box affectionately known as “The Cattleman.”

The Cattleman

The Cowboy is the perfect box for steak lovers! Packed with the best Black Angus cuts you can find at the best price around - A true Steakhouse experience.
Includes:
- 4 (16oz) Black Angus Bone in Ribeyes
- 3 (10oz) Black Angus N.Y. Strips
- 5 (6oz) Black Angus Top Sirloin Steaks or 2 Lbs American Wagyu Beef Steak Tips
- 6 (5.33 oz) American Wagyu Burgers
- 10 Meals Donated To Local Food Banks
- Support for American Farms &amp; Ranches
<ul>
<li>Our Beef is 100% American, Sourced Locally</li>
<li>Our Beef is Pasture-Raised with No Added Hormones or Antibiotics</li>
<li>Our Beef is USDA Graded Prime &amp; Upper Choice</li>
</ul>
*Specific cuts may vary by availability

Got Beef? Get all the best cuts of premium grass-fed grain-finished beef with this curated meat box affectionately known as “The Cowboy.”

The Cowboy

This bundle contains some of our most popular items! Our Best of both Beef and Chicken in one convenient box for the family. Includes 
- 2 (17oz) Bone in Steaks (T-Bones or NY Strips)
- 5 (5oz) Flat Iron Steaks
- 6 (5.33oz) Signature Steak Burgers
- 16 (5oz) Preseasoned, Pre-Trimmed Chicken Breasts or Plain, Pre-Trimmed Chicken Breasts&nbsp;
- 4 (16oz) Black Angus Bone-In Ribeyes
- 3 (10oz) Black Angus NY Strips
- 5 (6oz) Black Angus Top Sirloin Steaks or 2 Lbs American Wagyu Beef Steak Tips
- 6 (5.33oz) American Wagyu Steak Burgers
- 10 Meals Donated to Local Food Banks
- Support For American Farms &amp; Ranches
*Specific cuts may vary by availability

New Year Bundle

The box for a growing, and hungry family. Get 100% American, steakhouse quality beef, and better than organic chicken delivered to your doorstep! Meals are easy with the Family Feast.
Includes Beef:
- 2 (17oz) T-Bones or Bone in NY Strips
- 6 (5.33oz) Signature Steak Burgers
- 5 (5oz) Flat Iron Steaks
- 5 (6oz) Top Sirloin Steaks
- 3 (10oz) NY Strips Includes Chicken:
- 8 (5oz) Italian Seasoned Chicken Breast
- 8 (5oz) Garlic Pepper Chicken Breast
- 8 (5oz) Fajita Chicken Breast (Pre-sliced)
- 8 (5oz) Plain Chicken Breast
- 8 (5oz) Assorted Chicken Breast
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Chicken ingredients:
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<div class="">Chicken, Water, Canola Oil, Brown Sugar, Salt (Salt, Sodium silicoaluminato (anti-caking agent), Black Pepper, Ground Fennel, Onion Powder, Garlic Powder, Smoked Paprika (Paprika and silicon dioxide), Thyme Leaves, Oregano.</div>
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<div class="">Garlic &amp; Pepper Seasoned Boneless Skinless Chicken Breast Chicken, Water, Canola Oil, Garlic &amp; Pepper seasoning, Organic Dehydrated Vegetables (Organic Garlic, Organic Onion, Organic Red Bell Pepper), Sea Salt, Organic Spices</div>
 Fajita Seasoned Boneless Skinless Breast (Contains up to 15% of Flavoring Solution) Chicken, Water, Canola Oil, Chorizo Seasoning (Salt, spices (including Pepper and Oregano), Paprika, Dehydrated Garlic, Natural Flavoring (spice Extractive) May contain up to 2% Silicon Dioxide to Prevent Caking
 *ALL NATURAL Boneless Skinless Chicken Breast None
*Specific flavors may vary by availability

Get high quality grass-fed,grain-finished beef, free-range, all-natural chicken, and Berkshire Heritage Breed pork delivered to your doorstep every month!

Family Feast Bundle

Includes:
- 8 (5oz) Italian Seasoned Chicken Breast
- 8 (5oz) Garlic Pepper Chicken Breast
- 8 (5oz) Fajita Chicken Breast (Pre-sliced)
- 8 (5oz) Plain Chicken Breast
- 8 (5oz) Assorted Chicken Breast
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<li>Our Chicken is 100% American</li>
<li>Our Chicken is Better Than Organic, NO added hormones</li>
<li>Our Chicken is Pasture Raised with NO antibiotics</li>
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Chicken ingredients:
<div class="">Mild Italian Seasoned</div>
<div class="">Chicken, Water, Canola Oil, Brown Sugar, Salt (Salt, Sodium silicoaluminato (anti-caking agent), Black Pepper, Ground Fennel, Onion Powder, Garlic Powder, Smoked Paprika (Paprika and silicon dioxide), Thyme Leaves, Oregano.</div>
Garlic &amp; Pepper Seasoned Boneless Skinless Chicken Breast Chicken, Water, Canola Oil, Garlic &amp; Pepper seasoning, Organic Dehydrated Vegetables (Organic Garlic, Organic Onion, Organic Red Bell Pepper), Sea Salt, Organic Spices
Fajita Seasoned Boneless Skinless Breast (Contains up to 15% of Flavoring Solution) Chicken, Water, Canola Oil, Chorizo Seasoning (Salt, spices (including Pepper and Oregano), Paprika, Dehydrated Garlic, Natural Flavoring (spice Extractive) May contain up to 2% Silicon Dioxide to Prevent Caking
 *ALL NATURAL Boneless Skinless Chicken Breast None
*Specific flavors may vary by availability

Order a specially curated box of all-natural, free-range chicken breasts! No added hormones or antibiotics. EVER.

Better than Organic Chicken

Our prime seafood is caught, cut and packaged at sea. Green rated for sustainability.
Includes: 2 - 8 oz Rainbow Trout, Skin On Boneless 4 - 8oz Skin on, Boneless Atlantic Salmon Fillets 4 - 8oz Pacific Snapper, Wild Caught, Boneless 2lbs of Organic Shrimp peeled and de veined 2lbs of Organic Shrimp peeled and de veined... (cause everyone loves shrimp)

Prime Seafood

<h2>✅&nbsp;280 Meals (5oz Serving)</h2>
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<h2>✅&nbsp;Good For 2 Years In Freezer</h2>
Our Meat Prepper Kit is the perfect way to stock up and fill your freezer. Having a ready-to-go, high-quality food supply is always necessary. With grocery stores experiencing unforeseen shortages on your essentials, this is the best place to get consistent, American meat/food. Plus, all our meat can be stored for up to 2-years in the freezer. In our prepper pack you will receive nearly 280 (5oz) servings of 100% American meat. This prepper kit has quality, quanitity, and variety. Includes:
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<li>17lbs Bone-In Steaks</li>
<li>15lbs Boneless Steaks</li>
<li>15lbs Signature Ground Beef</li>
<li>20lbs Pre-trimmed, Plain Chicken Breast</li>
<li>20lbs Pre-trimmed, Pre-seasoned Chicken Breast</li>
<li>50 Meals Donated to Food Banks</li>
<li>Support For American Farms &amp; Ranches</li>
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Order yours today and stock up on a near 90lbs of meat sourced from real, American farms. When your pack arrives, so does peace of mind.&nbsp;

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