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Camo Carnivore Hoodie
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Show your food chain dominance while camouflaging yourself from would-be carnivorous competitors. Be a proud protein consumer and look great sitting at the top of the food chain.
Product Details
  • Color: Forest Camo
  • Blend: MIDWEIGHT HOODIE (PAKISTAN), 8.5 OUNCE - 80% COTTON, 20% POLYESTER
  • Screen-Printed Design
  • Unisex Sizing
  • Regular Fit
Merch FAQ
All orders are processed within 2–3 business days of receipt. From there, your order may take an additional 5–7 business days to be delivered. If delivery is delayed for any reason, we will let you know as soon as possible and will advise you of a revised estimated date for delivery.
If you’re not 100% satisfied with your order, then please contact us. We want to do everything we can to make sure you’re taken care of and your issue is heard. Email [email protected] or call 346-474-4663.
Yes! We’re always designing new merchandise based on customer suggestions and whatever crazy ideas pass through our creative team’s minds. We are always working on new ideas while retiring some of our old ones. For that reason, if an item on our website is currently catching your eye, we recommend purchasing before it is potentially out of stock or discontinued.
We ship our merch anywhere we ship our meat! Our shipping covers all 48 Contiguous US States, so you’re in for a treat whether you’re craving the juiciest steaks or the coolest merchandise. Not only will you have America’s best meat delivered, but you’ll also have America’s coolest merch delivered right to your door.
Once your order ships, you’ll receive a notification via email with a tracking number. You can also get notified by text by opting in here. We also notify when your order is out for delivery and when it has been delivered to make sure you’re always aware of what stage your order is at in the process.
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